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Introducing: Nothing Ever HappensA @Polymarket bot that automatically buys "No" for every non-sports market and holds…

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April 29, 2026

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Introducing: Nothing Ever HappensA @Polymarket bot that automatically buys "No" for every non-sports market and holds to resolution.Why predict the future when 73.4% of all Polymarkets resolve as No? Stop over thinking it. Nothing Ever Happens.